1. SENA PLAZA COTTONWOOD MEETS THE CHIPPER
    Santa Fe’s treehuggers could only muster one angry dude to throw himself at its base on short notice.
  2. TAX-FREE WEEKEND IN SANTA FE TRANSFORMS RETAILERS INTO LAWLESS HELLSCAPES
    Way to save those four bucks!
  3. TRUMP SAYS HE’LL CRACK DOWN ON VIOLENT VIDEO GAMES FOLLOWING MASS SHOOTINGS IN TEXAS, OHIO
    Homeboy should crack down on his own hateful rhetoric and maybe think about passing some gun legislation. Also, fuck censorship.
  4. SANTA FE MAN ARRESTED FOR FIRING WARNING SHOT TO FOIL WHO HE MISTAKENLY THOUGHT WAS A THIEF
    As always, guns are not the solution to anything, unless the question is “What do we need less of?”
  5. MITCH MCCONNELL FELL AND BROKE HIS SHOULDER
    No tree. Just your classic “yard fall.”
  6. SO. MANY. DEBATES.
    And they were all ridiculous time vampires seemingly set up to make a mockery of anything good in this world.
  7. MAYOR PETE MADE A SANTA FE APPEARANCE
    And all the rich, white people who met with him seemed pretty pumped.