1. CUSTOM-BUILT SEESAWS AT BORDER WALL ALLOW CHILDREN FROM US, MEXICO TO PLAY TOGETHER
    And it just eats those conservatives up inside.
  2. CITY MANAGER RESIGNS
    Sure, but did you see the mayor get dunked at our Best of Santa Fe party?
  3. GOV. MICHELLE LUJAN GRISHAM APPOINTED TO NATIONAL GOVERNORS’ ASSOCIATION LEADERSHIP
    True story: She picked this high-powered out-of-state meeting over a half-hour in the dunk tank.
  4. TEENAGER WINS $2 MILLION IN FORTNITE WORLD CUP
    That’s a video game, old people, and yes—something you don’t understand is popular. Weird, right?
  5. LOCAL FOOD COMPANY BEHIND VERDE JUICE WANTS $18 MILLION IN
    CITY-BACKED BONDS
    Which, as it happens, is how much it’ll cost you to buy Verde Juice for a year.
  6. CAPITAL ONE HACK AFFECTS 100 MILLION CARD HOLDERS
    Which is why our answer to “What’s in your wallet?” is a library card and six American dollars.
  7. HEMP FARMERS CROP UP IN NEW MEXICO
    CBD for some, miniature American flags for others!