1. TRUMP TELLS DEMOCRATIC CONGRESSWOMEN OF COLOR—WHO ARE ALL AMERICAN, BY THE WAY—TO “GO BACK” TO THE COUNTRIES THEY CAME FROM
    Sure would be nice for any Republicans to publicly denounce this racism, but that probably won’t happen here … in the seventh circle of the Twilight Zone.
  2. MEANWHILE, LEAKED MEMO SAYS TRUMP NIXED IRAN DEAL JUST TO “SPITE OBAMA”
    What else can you say about a spiteful racist that he hasn’t already said himself?
  3. NEW MEXICO PUBLIC SCHOOLS TO DROP A-F EVALUATION SYSTEM
    It’d be great if they’d teach all the kids to read while they’re at it.
  4. TOURISM IN SANTA FE IS GOING GREAT, ACCORDING TO NEW REPORT
    If we can just keep the forest from catching on fire too much, the trend should continue.
  5. RAILYARD’S MARKET STATION BUILDING SOLD TO LOCAL INVESTMENT GROUP, NEW BUSINESSES INCOMING
    RIP, bowling alley that never was.
  6. COLORADO GOVERNOR INCORRECTLY REFERS TO NEW MEXICO CHILE AS INFERIOR
    We won’t even dignify this nonsense with a punchline.
  7. IT RAINED. A COUPLE TIMES, TOO
    We’re sick of your shit, Sun.