• NO, OUR FOREFATHERS NEVER DID ANYTHING AT ANY AIRPORT
    But one does have to ask how much longer we can put up with this shit.
  • ACTRESS HALLE BAILEY CAST AS ARIEL IN UPCOMING LIVE-ACTION
    LITTLE MERMAID MOVIE

    And somehow the internet thinks a half-fish, half-lady played by a woman of color is the least believable part of that fairytale (also, you totally read that as “Halle Berry”).
  • MEDIAN HOME PRICES IN SANTA FE CONTINUE TO RISE
    That was a real cool town we had here once.
  • FACEBOOK GROUP WITH OVER 100,000 UFO BELIEVERS PLANS TO STORM AREA 51 IN SEARCH OF “THE TRUTH”
    Generals Tom DeLonge and David Duchovny to lead the charge.
  • “COMING SOON” SIGN APPEARS OUTSIDE PROPOSED DEVARGAS CENTER BOWLING ALLEY
    You just know this is going to mess with home prices, too.
  • DISNEYLAND’S STAR WARS EXPANSION DRAWS FEWER VISITORS THAT EXPECTED
    This is also Solo‘s fault.
  • COPS ASKED TO LEAVE STARBUCKS
    Does this mean Starbucks is ANTIFA now?