1. WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION DECLARES BURNOUT AS MEDICAL DIAGNOSIS
    We could’ve told you this years ago.
  2. LONDON PROTESTS TRUMP VISIT WITH GIANT BABY FLOAT …
    It’s full of air. Very bigly tremendously full.
  3. … PLUS, MELANIA SHOWED UP LOOKING LIKE ZOZOBRA
    She’s nothing if not gloomy.
  4. GEORGE RR MARTIN GETS JOB AT MEOW WOLF
    Entitled nerds across the globe lose their ever-loving minds over that last unfinished book.
  5. TECOLOTE CAFÉ CLOSES SUDDENLY
    And somehow, GRRM did nothing—y’know, almost as if it’s not his job to fix every local business that goes under.
  6. NEW FOOD DELIVERY SERVICE COMES TO SANTA FE
    To answer your followup question: very lazy, thank you.
  7. SANTA FE SCHOOL BOARD TO MAKE RULES ON VAPING
    They’re even banning natural flavors, like Cool Ranch and Mountain Dew.