1. LOS ALAMOS SCIENTIST CHARGED WITH LYING ABOUT CHINA CONTACTS
    Forget fake social media—China is  still going with old school double agents at US weapons labs.
  2. SIX LOCAL TEACHERS HONORED BY PARTNERS IN EDUCATION FOUNDATION WITH $1,500 CHECKS
    Which they’ll probably have to spend on stuff for their classrooms.
  3. SANTA FE FUEGO ANNOUNCE NEW MASCOT: SOME KIND OF BEAR WITH THE SUN FOR A HEAD, WE THINK
    Furry community unsure how to proceed.
  4. FARMINGTON MIGHT BAN MINIATURE ALCOHOL BOTTLES
    Why not just call it the “Never Gonna Happen Bill”?
  5. FIRST FRIDAY RETURNS TO SANTA FE JUNE 7 WITH SOME SHOPS AND GALLERIES STAYING OPEN UNTIL 7 PM–AT NIGHT!
    That’s one of the most Santa Fe things we’ve ever learned.
  6. CAMPERS LEAVE 30 FIRES BURNING IN FOREST OVER HOLIDAY WEEKEND
    Down from last year on the dumbass scale, but that’s not saying much.
  7. ABQ BIOPARK GETS WOLF CUBS
    Go lobos!