1. WOODSTOCK 50 CANCELED BY INVESTORS…
    “What is that?” asks everyone who isn’t your parents.
  2. … BUT STING IS COMING TO TAOS IN SEPTEMBER
    “Aw, sweet!” your parents exclaim.
  3. $1 MILLION SET ASIDE FOR SOUTHSIDE TEEN CENTER
    Because Santa has proven how it loves to support teen centers—just look at Warehouse 21 … if you can.
  4. PRIDE PARADE COMES TO LAS VEGAS, NEW MEXICO, FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER
    Bad news for ‘phobes, great news for anyone with a heart.
  5. TRUMP TRASHES BIDEN ON TWITTER
    Biden’s done a pretty good job of making Biden look bad enough on his own, tbh.
  6. COYOTE CAFÉ OWNER BUYS SANTACAFÉ, RENOVATIONS UNDERWAY
    You don’t think they’re gonna mess with the calamari, do you?!
  7. SANTA FE WON’T HOUSE ASYLUM-SEEKERS AFTER ALL
    As a city, we’re not always big on doing the things we say we’re gonna do.