- MUELLER REPORT IS MORE THAN 430 PAGES
Probably the longest book Trump has ever read. JK, he hasn’t read it.
- EASTER, 4/20 FELL ON SAME WEEKEND
He has risen higher and higher.
- LEADER OF VIGILANTE GROUP THAT HELD MIGRANTS AT GUNPOINT ALSO SUSPECTED OF PLOTTING ASSASSINATION OF HILLARY CLINTON, OBAMA, SOROS
That tracks with what we know about militant, gun-happy monsters with no regard for non-white male human life.
- JEOPARDY! STAR ON 13-NIGHT WIN STREAK
Suck it, Ken Jennings!
- MAYOR WEBBER WANTS $6 MILLION CITY BUDGET INCREASE
And here we thought that’s roughly what the downtown parking meters raised per day.
- SUPREME COURT TO DECIDE WHETHER A FEDERAL LAW CAN DISCRIMINATE AGAINST LGBTQIA+ WORKERS
- FOREST FENN STALKER TAKEN INTO CUSTODY IN NEVADA
And if that’s where he was looking for the treasure, he read Fenn’s poem all wrong.