- UDALL WON’T RUN IN 2020
Welcome to the motherfucking thunderdome, peasants!!!
- MUELLER REPORT WRAPS UP
No collusion. No opinion on obstruction. No one on either side changed their mind. Next?
- SANTA FE WOMAN TO APPEAR ON JEOPARDY! IN APRIL
We’ll take “Born Here All My Life” for $500, Alex.
- APPARENTLY SMOKING LOTS OF WEED UPS YOUR CHANCES FOR PSYCHOSIS
Sorry, SFR staff—tough blow.
- FEDERAL JUDGE SAYS OIL AND GAS PROJECTS MUST CONSIDER CLIMATE DAMAGE
Planet over profits #FTW
- HISTORIC HIGH RATE OF NEW MEXICO STUDENTS GRADUATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL
In other news, a historically low number of garage bands were started this year.
- CHIPOTLE IS MOVING INTO TOWN
Because it’s been so hard to get a burrito around here for so long.