1. JOHN KELLY OUT AS WHITE HOUSE CHIEF OF STAFF, NOBODY IN AS REPLACEMENT
    At this point, it’d be like boarding the Titanic knowing how the cruise ends.
  2. MEOW WOLF ANNOUNCES WASHINGTON, DC LOCATION FOR 2022
    Vince Kadlubek for White House Chief of Staff?
  3. KHASHOGGI, JOURNALISTS ARE TIME MAGAZINE’S PERSON OF THE YEAR
    Send gifts to journalists. Or stop killing them. Or bending over for Saudi Arabia.
  4. SANTA FE COUNTY EMPLOYEES FIGHT AFTER HOLIDAY PARTY.
    Governor quietly exhales “Yassss” as staff reads her the story.
  5. JOANNE VIGIL COPPLER SAYS PARK OFF ST. MICHAEL’S DRIVE “LOOKS LIKE URBAN BLIGHT”
    It’s ok, just turn around and take in the glory that is Felipe’s Tacos.
  6. CITY MIGHT LEND ART COLLECTION BELONGING TO FORMER COLLEGE OF SANTA FE
    Alums are encouraged to amass pictures of drunken shenanigans on and around the pink lobster claw for posterity.
  7. MOVIE THEATER RETURNS TO SANTA FE PLACE MALL
    That’s cool and all, but we should really focus on re-re-naming it Villa Linda (everyone still calls it that anyway).