1. FORMER SANTA FE MAYOR DEBBIE JARAMILLO’S PHOTO BACK UP AT CITY HALL
    Nailed it.
  2. CNN’S JIM ACOSTA RE-OBTAINS WHITE HOUSE PRESS ROOM ACCESS
    USA! USA! USA! USA!
  3. CITY MIGHT GET LAND PARCEL ABUTTING FORMER SFUAD CAMPUS IN STATE LAND SWAP
    Also announces whatever’s going there already slated to shut down.
  4. INTERNET COMES TOGETHER FOR RAKE JOKES AND MEMES FOLLOWING TRUMP CALIFORNIA FIRE COMMENTS
    It was our Pleasure. Er, Paradise.
  5. AMAZON HQ TO BE SPLIT BETWEEN NYC AND DC SUBURBS
    In the time it took you to read that sentence, Bezos made more than you do in a year.
  6. COWBOY CHANNEL PARENT COMPANY RURAL MEDIA GROUP ANNOUNCES NEW MEXICO-BASED PRODUCTIONS AT IMUS RANCH IN RIBERA
    We couldn’t cook up a better joke than the program literally called Debbe Dunning’s Dude Ranch Round-Up.
  7. AND SPEAKING OF MEDIA, ALBUQUERQUE STUDIOS IS NOW OFFICIALLY NETFLIX
    Who do we talk to about the irritating pacing of Stranger Things’ second season?