1. CITY OF SANTA FE UNVEILS NEW PARKING APP
    Great. Something else to distract the car in front of us.
  2. LAS CRUCES GOES FOR LARGEST SERVING OF NACHOS RECORD
    In the waning hours of the night, watchers reveal 8,000 chips left uncounted.
  3. STAN LEE DIES AT 95
    Excelsior!
  4. SKI SANTA FE CONFIRMS THANKSGIVING OPENING
    Take that, drunk Uncle Bobby.
  5. DAILY NEWSPAPER REPORTS ‘DEAL’ IN PROGRESS TO PUT DEBBIE BACK ON THE WALL OF MAYORS
    Aside from the fact that it wasn’t a ‘deal,’ just hang the damn picture already.
  6. UFO SPOTTED OVER IRELAND
    Related: U2’s Bono purchases own UFO
  7. NEW MEXICO TECH OFFICIALLY ADOPTS ‘MINERS’ MASCOT
    They don’t have any teams. Seriously. All club sports, which isn’t a bad idea. Go Miners!