1. HEATHER WILSON’S AIR FORCE PAID $1,280 EACH FOR FANCY CUPS
    Chuck Grassley wants to spend more time investigating this than the Kavanaugh sexual assault allegations. No joke.
  2. NEW POLL SHOWS WIDENING GAP IN GOVERNOR’S RACE
    Pearce’s tooth gap still holding steady.
  3. FORMER MAYOR GET’S $100K CONSULTING JOB WITH DESCARTES LAB 
    Maybe the new mapping software can help Javi find his way to the next campaign finish line.
  4. TRUMP SEEKS TO END BIRTHRIGHT CITIZENSHIP
    Make it retroactive so the only people with citizenship will be Native Americans.
  5. A BUNCH OF PEOPLE IN NM ARE GETTING SALMONELLA FROM BAD BEEF
    But just look at those beautiful sunsets, folks.
  6. THREE SENATE CANDIDATES ALL FESS UP TO SMOKING MARIJUANA 
    They already had enough cash and ass.
  7. TRUMP SENDS 5,200 TROOPS TO THE BORDER TO MEET THE CARAVAN
    Boots on the ground versus plastic flip-flops on the ground.