- HEATHER WILSON’S AIR FORCE PAID $1,280 EACH FOR FANCY CUPS
Chuck Grassley wants to spend more time investigating this than the Kavanaugh sexual assault allegations. No joke.
- NEW POLL SHOWS WIDENING GAP IN GOVERNOR’S RACE
Pearce’s tooth gap still holding steady.
- FORMER MAYOR GET’S $100K CONSULTING JOB WITH DESCARTES LAB
Maybe the new mapping software can help Javi find his way to the next campaign finish line.
- TRUMP SEEKS TO END BIRTHRIGHT CITIZENSHIP
Make it retroactive so the only people with citizenship will be Native Americans.
- A BUNCH OF PEOPLE IN NM ARE GETTING SALMONELLA FROM BAD BEEF
But just look at those beautiful sunsets, folks.
- THREE SENATE CANDIDATES ALL FESS UP TO SMOKING MARIJUANA
They already had enough cash and ass.
- TRUMP SENDS 5,200 TROOPS TO THE BORDER TO MEET THE CARAVAN
Boots on the ground versus plastic flip-flops on the ground.