1. NETFLIX BUYS ALBUQUERQUE STUDIO
    Time to Netflix and chile. (We can’t believe you thought of it first, Sen. Heinrich!)
  2. GOV. MARTINEZ SAYS KAVANAUGH WILL UPHOLD THE CONSTITUTION
    Including her right to paaaaaar-tay!
  3. IT SNOWED A LITTLE UP ON THE MOUNTAIN
    The term “pow-pow” still utterly unacceptable now and forever.
  4. UN CLIMATE REPORT PREDICTS CRISES AS EARLY AS 2040
    Spit this out next time oil boosters talk about investing in the future.
  5. MAN SUES SPROUTS AFTER SLIPPING ON CHILE POD
    That’s just bananas.
  6. FLOOD FUND ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS
    And yet we’re still drought-ing it up around here. (See No. 4)
  7. INDIGENOUS PEOPLES DAY CELEBRATED IN SANTA FE
    The only Chris Columbus we’re interested in is the Adventures in Babysitting director.