- NETFLIX BUYS ALBUQUERQUE STUDIO
Time to Netflix and chile. (We can’t believe you thought of it first, Sen. Heinrich!)
- GOV. MARTINEZ SAYS KAVANAUGH WILL UPHOLD THE CONSTITUTION
Including her right to paaaaaar-tay!
- IT SNOWED A LITTLE UP ON THE MOUNTAIN
The term “pow-pow” still utterly unacceptable now and forever.
- UN CLIMATE REPORT PREDICTS CRISES AS EARLY AS 2040
Spit this out next time oil boosters talk about investing in the future.
- MAN SUES SPROUTS AFTER SLIPPING ON CHILE POD
That’s just bananas.
- FLOOD FUND ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS
And yet we’re still drought-ing it up around here. (See No. 4)
- INDIGENOUS PEOPLES DAY CELEBRATED IN SANTA FE
The only Chris Columbus we’re interested in is the Adventures in Babysitting director.