1. SANTA FE COPS HEADING TO ALBUQUERQUE FOR $10 MORE AN HOUR
    We’re going to miss paying for your commute.
  2. OIL BOOM DRIVES UP NEW MEXICO REVENUE PREDICTION
    There’s hope yet for the UNM Ski Team—that is, until climate change makes skiing virtually impossible.
  3. LANL CONTRACTORS AGREE TO PAY GRT 
    There’s hope yet for (insert your favorite badly-needed Northern New Mexico city program here)!
  4. LOUIS CK PERFORMS 9 MONTHS AFTER EVERYONE FOUND OUT HE FLASHED HIS DICK
    Jerk-off.
  5. SANTA FE MEN ARRESTED FOR STEALING TRASH CANS FROM CONVENTION CENTER
    It was actually a kidnapping. Our friend Oscar is safe.
  6. STATE SETTLES DRIVERS LICENSE LAWSUIT
    Now you can get an ID with just three trips to the MVD instead of six.
  7. TRUMP REPORTEDLY NOT WELCOME AT MCCAIN’S FUNERAL
    Or any of ours, for that matter.