1. SAWMILL ROAD SLATED TO GET NEW TACO BELL AND MYSTERY OTHER FAST-FOOD JOINT
    Cue the claims of neighborhood distress, then make sure everyone gets extra hot sauce.
  2. HUNDREDS OF NEWSPAPERS PLAN MASS PUBLICATION OF EDITORIALS ABOUT TRUMP’S ‘ENEMY’ RHETORIC
    You know where we stand on this, America.
  3. FORMER GOV. JERRY APODACA ENDORSES STEVE PEARCE FOR GOVERNOR.
    Wow. The Apodacas are really mad about that primary election loss for Jeffy.
  4. PUBLIC SCHOOLS ARE BACK IN SESSION
    Cue the traffic snarls, then restock the mini-fridge.
  5. PETER IVES’ ROOM SERVICE TURNS UP ON AUDIT OF LANL COMMUNITIES COALITION
    We’ve moved on from wondering who drank the expensive whiskey to wondering what he had for a midnight snack.
  6. SANTA FE RENTAL MARKET IS AMONG TIGHTEST IN THE COUNTRY
    SFR has a room with a couch in it and access to an old toaster oven …
  7. LIKE TWELVE WHITE SUPREMACISTS SHOWED UP TO THEIR PATHETIC RALLY IN DC
    Not counting the cop who wore a white supremacist shirt while on duty last year.