1. SFR MAKES EGREGIOUS FRONT PAGE SPELLING ERROR
    But we still get reults, dammit!
  2. TRUMP DOES SOME CRAZY SHIT, PISSES OFF CANADA AT G7 SUMMIT
    And Trudeau is just like, “Naw, brah.”
  3. MISSING NEW MEXICO AIR FORCE OFFICER FOUND 35 YEARS LATER
    Time really flies, don’t you think?
  4. ALBUQUERQUE JAIL ACCIDENTALLY RELEASES WRONG INMATE
    Everyone still more pissed off about ART bus line.
  5. DENNIS RODMAN HEADS TO SINGAPORE
    Which cabinet official is he again?
  6. SANTA FE PUBLIC SCHOOLS ADOPT NEW, MORE PROGRESSIVE DRESSCODE POLICY
    For once we’re not 20 years behind the times.
  7. SANTA FE GIVES SPECIAL ALCOHOL PERMIT TO NATIONAL GOVERNORS ASSOCIATION
    The City Council’s got your back, mistreated SFPD officers who responded to the last governor-related alcohol event.