1. VIOLET CROWN CINEMA TAKES ON SOME OF THE PROGRAMMING FROM SHUTTERED COLLEGE MOVIE THEATER, THE SCREEN
    But you’ll probably just see Deadpool 2.
  2. CITY LAND USE AND PARKS AND REC DIRECTORS ASKED TO RESIGN
    This isn’t like a hilarious sitcom at all!
  3. FIRST QUARTER NM CANNABIS SALES REPORTS FUZZY
    But let’s all just try to chill a little. Maybe grab some snacks.
  4. TESLA SUV WINS GUINNESS WORLD RECORD FOR TOWING AN AIRPLANE
    Good. Because any time we’ve had to get a new car our first question is always about whether or not it can tow a fucking airplane.
  5. STUDIO CENTER (FORMERLY WAREHOUSE 21) MIGHT BE IN TROUBLE
    Happy teens? You’re killing this place. And also probably your mothers.
  6. WHITE PEOPLE ACROSS THE NATION CALLING POLICE ON PEOPLE OF COLOR FOR DOING PERFECTLY NORMAL THINGS LIKE NAPPING
    That’s enough now, white people. Maybe take a break.
  7. ELECTIONS ARE COMING
    Truly, the fun never ends.