- TRUMP ORDERS NATIONAL GUARD TO THE BORDER
Starts fire in Trump Tower to celebrate.
- GOVERNOR WANNABES REPORT NEARING OR PASSING $2 MILL MARK IN FUNDRAISING
Yeah, but where’s all the weed at?
- 39 CITY EMPLOYEES GETTING TEMPORARY RAISES
Everyone else putting their homes on Air BnB to make a few extra bucks.
- SANTA FE GETS GRANT TO REIMPLEMENT BOMB SQUAD SOME TIME AFTER 2019
Nobody try to blow anything up before then, k? Thanks.
- SFR READER LIKENS PROPOSED TRUCKSTOP TO RED LIGHT DISTRICT IN LETTER TO EDITOR
If it keeps sex workers safe and drums up a few extra bucks, we’re all for it.
- UDALL QUESTIONS ZUCKERBERG ABOUT FACEBOOK
Now knows how to de-tag himself from photos, how to slide up in them inboxes.
- IT’S GETTING KINDA HOT OUTSIDE
Dudes in flip-flops still gross.