- AMERICAN SPIRIT TO CLOSE SANTA FE OFFICE IN JUNE
Giant pink coyote with the voice of Johnny Cash will be their spirit guide on the voyage to North Carolina.
- NEW MEXICO CHILE CROP TONNAGE DOWN 12 PERCENT
God, no! WHY!?
- COUNTY PLANNING BOARD RECOMMENDS AGAINST PROPOSED TRUCK STOP
We like the stuff, we don’t like doing the stuff to get the stuff.
- SELF-DRIVING UBER VEHICLE KILLS ARIZONA WOMAN
This is literally the precursor to the Terminator movies.
- EVERYONE HAS NOW REPORTED THE BOWLING ALLEY PLANNED AT DE VARGAS
If you say no to this, it’s going to become a truck stop.
- NEW SOUTHSIDE HOSPITAL PLANS JOB FAIRS
Attention film crews looking for a backpack plan
- ALLSUPS SAYS EMPLOYEES GOT BONUS CHECKS THANKS TO FEDERAL TAX PLAN
The louder an executive brags about this, the larger the payout they gave to themselves.