1. SANTA FE COUPLE ACQUIRES NAMING RIGHTS TO NM MUSEUM OF ART’S NEW SATELLITE LOCATION ON MONTEZUMA AVENUE
    We have our fingers crossed they’ll call it Rich Folk Museum of Art.
  2. WE’VE HAD A NEW MAYOR FOR TWO DAYS AND ALL OUR PROBLEMS STILL EXIST
    What’s up with that, Webber?
  3. MEANWHILE, WEBBER CAMPAIGN COMPLAINS ABOUT MEDIA CROWD SIZE ESTIMATES FROM SWEARING IN
    Really.
  4. NEW MEXICO HAS RECORD OIL PRODUCTION YEAR
    Which explains why the economy for working families is so great.
  5. STILL NO WORD ON WHAT THE SFUAD CAMPUS MIGHT BECOME
    The fuck outta here with those dog park suggestions!
  6. SANTA FE HOSTED AN ARM WRESTLING TOURNAMENT LAST WEEKEND
    And unless it was literally Over the Top with Stallone, we don’t care.
  7. BETSY DEVOS LOOKED LIKE A TOTAL DUMBASS IN HER 60 MINUTES INTERVIEW
    We thought evil people were generally at least a little clever.