1. ALBUQUERQUE CONSIDERS MARIJUANA DECRIM
    So the cops there can rely on state law to bust you anyway, just like here!
  2. GOVERNOR AGREES TO TEACHER PAY INCREASE
    Note: It will still take three teacher salaries to equal what Santa Fe will pay its next mayor.
  3. GARNETT STOKES IS UNM’S FIRST FEMALE PRESIDENT
    May change last name to “Stoked” to reflect current mood.
  4. MEANWHILE, UNM COACH BOB DAVIE’S SUSPENSION WON’T COST HIM AS MUCH AS WE THOUGHT—LESS THAN 33K FROM HIS 800K SALARY
    Yeah, because highly-paid sports dudes have had it bad enough in America thus far.
  5. FRIDA KAHLO, OTHER ICONIC WOMEN BEING MADE INTO BARBIES
    Think we’ll get a Susana one with accessories like a half-eaten pizza and a bunch of to-scale empty liquor bottles?
  6. NM REPUBLICANS CHALLENGE ARCHBISHOP OVER SUPPORTER’S ‘RACIST’ ACCUSATION
    We may not hold our breath for their letter to President Trump.
  7. WE PROBABLY HAVE A NEW MAYOR BY NOW
    We still can’t afford to live here, though.