- MEOW WOLF TO OPEN MASSIVE DENVER LOCATION IN 2020
“Why visit Santa Fe when the Denver one is newer and bigger and in a city that doesn’t shut down at 8:45?” asks every potential tourist.
- OPRAH WOWS WITH GOLDEN GLOBES SPEECH
But do we really want another TV president?
- PROPOSED PUBLIC TOILET DOWNTOWN WOULD BE SAME SIZE AS A PARKING PLACE
No word yet on estimated user charge per minute.
- REPEAT DRUNK DRIVER SCOTT OWEN GETS FIVE-MONTH SENTENCE AFTER RECENT DWI
Dude. It really should not be this hard.
- FLU IS COMING ON ALL HARD
Our New Year’s resolution to stop licking door handles was well-timed.
- SANTA FE MAN BURNS DOWN HIS OWN HOME BECAUSE HE WAS “UPSET AND ANGRY”
There’s a valuable lesson in there about not burning down your own home because you’re upset and angry.
- NORTH KOREAN ATHLETES TO COMPETE AT UPCOMING WINTER OLYMPICS IN SOUTH KOREA
We look forward to the Disney movie version of this uplifting tale, Rocketmen.