Santa Fe Reporter - Blue Corn http://www.sfreporter.com/santafe/articles.sec-158-1-blue-corn.html <![CDATA[Say, What’s in This Drink? - Here’s a sobering thought…]]>
By: Robert Basler
People ask me all the time, what’s the best thing about being a columnist for SFR? That’s easy. It’s hanging out with my colleagues in the newspaper’s sumptuous staff lounge. It has an open bar, hot buffet table, omelet station ... Because, y]]>
<![CDATA[Pizzagate! - What do you want on YOUR Tombstone?]]>
By: Robert Basler
It seems New Mexico’s governor, Susana Martinez, attended a rowdy holiday pizza party at the Eldorado Hotel here. Things got out of hand, she used her authority to bully the local police, and she later apologized. ]]>
<![CDATA[You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch… - Santa Fe Holiday Classics]]>
By: Robert Basler
Hey Bob, happy holidays! And a Merry Christmas to you, inquisitive reader who writes in boldface! You follow pop culture, right? Why aren’t there any classic holiday movies set here in Santa Fe?
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<![CDATA[Tiny Triumphs - To foster fostering…]]>
By: Robert Basler
If you came here to read another sarcastic, smartass column, I’m sorry. Today, I’m doing a kinder, gentler piece as befits the season. The topic is kittens.]]>
<![CDATA[Seven Bucks? Woo-Hoo! - Guess you can’t get here from there…]]>
By: Robert Basler
Right now, if somebody said I had a choice of taking a commercial airline flight or eating a bucket of live cockroaches, my response would be, “Can I put some horseradish on those suckers?”]]>
<![CDATA[We’re Number Two! - Makin’ a list, checkin’ it twice]]>
By: Robert Basler
You may have heard about a new one of those “Readers’ Choice” lists recently. This one, in Conde Nast Traveler magazine, revealed “The 15 Best Small Cities in the US.”]]>
<![CDATA[Think of Your Career, Kid! - Did you say wicked, or wicket?]]>
By: Robert Basler
A year ago, I did a column headlined, Say Cheese, Billy,” about New Mexico’s most notorious resident, Billy the Kid, who spent time here in the Santa Fe jail, and who was killed in the state back in 1881. ]]>
<![CDATA[The State I’m In… - Our breezes are balmy and so is the song]]>
By: Robert Basler
Hey, Bob! It’s me! How are you? You’re the inquisitive reader who speaks in boldface? Yes! I was hoping you could tell me about New Mexico’s official state song. Do we have one? Of course we do! Is it any good?
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<![CDATA[I Dare You to Park Here - What unfriendly looks like on steroids]]>
By: Robert Basler
All things considered, I think Santa Fe is a pretty friendly place. Most of the drivers here will give you an amiable wave as they turn in front of you with no warning.
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<![CDATA[Another Santa Fe Fable - What big teeth you have!]]>
By: Robert Basler
Once upon a time in Santa Fe, there lived a girl named Little Red Riding Hood.
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<![CDATA[Baa Baa Black Sheep - Get your money for nothing, get your checks for free…]]>
By: Robert Basler
You spend years and years working at a profession you love—like, say, journalism. But then, you suddenly hear about a different job you never knew existed, and now you think you may have wasted your life.]]>
<![CDATA[Heads I Win… - A trophy worth killing for]]>
By: Robert Basler
A few weeks ago, human beings around the world were sickened by the senseless slaughter of Cecil, the magnificent lion in Zimbabwe.
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<![CDATA[Santa Feans for Whom? - Putting the lout back in clout]]>
By: Robert Basler
I don’t normally write about national politics in my column, but my editor says I owe you full disclosure, so here it is. I’ve recently become chairman of Santa Feans for Donald Trump, and, friends, I’m asking for your support.
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<![CDATA[The Reign in Spain… - Those guys in metal suits are back!]]>
By: Robert Basler
Many of you may have read that Texas has decided to do something outrageous in its new social studies textbooks.
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<![CDATA[The Spanish Inquisition - So, how is your llama?]]>
By: Robert Basler
Bob! Why are you sitting here chanting in the Plaza? I’m not chanting, I’m practicing my Spanish.]]>
<![CDATA["Warm Crap in a Bag" - Fritos and chile and pie, oh my!]]>
By: Robert Basler
If you’re a foodie, you probably already know that anyplace where you find a popular delicacy, you’ll also find conflict over its origin. Everybody wants a bite of success.
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<![CDATA[When Smartasses Write - Didn’t think it would last this long, did you?]]>
By: Robert Basler
Bob, if I’m not mistaken, this is the second anniversary of your Blue Corn column. Two whole years! Congrats! Thank you for remembering, total stranger who writes in boldface.
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<![CDATA[Care for a Wee Drink? - Drammed if you do, drammed if you don’t]]>
By: Robert Basler
As you may have read, the Santa Fe City Council recently outlawed the sale of those little-bitty bottles of booze.
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<![CDATA[Santa Fe Fable - Blowing on an adobe abode….]]>
By: Robert Basler
Once upon a time, there were three little pigs who moved to Santa Fe. They bought a foreclosed lot on Tano Road and decided to build three houses there.
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<![CDATA[Send in the Clowns - Don’t bother, they’re here…]]>
By: Robert Basler
This was my year to watch New Mexico’s legislative process in action. I drive past the Capitol all the time, and I always wondered what goes on in there.
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