Santa Fe Reporter - Pop Culture http://www.sfreporter.com/santafe/articles.sec-131-1-pop-culture.html <![CDATA[Game On: Inside Review - Developer Playdead nails it all over again with their follow-up to 2010's Limbo]]>
By: Alex De Vore
Inside is, in a word, flawless.]]>
<![CDATA[Game of Thrones for Noobs XX: Season Finale Edition - Season VI, Episode X: The Winds of Winter]]>
By: Alex De Vore
A whole lot happened last week, but we can really just boil it down to one sentence: A couple of bastards went to war, and one of ’em had his face eaten by dogs. The end.]]>
<![CDATA[Game of Thrones for Noobs XIX - Season VI, Episode IX: Battle of the Bastards]]>
By: Alex De Vore
The slowness continued, as everyone in the land of Game of Thrones wandered around like effing molasses.]]>
<![CDATA[Mirror's Meh-dge - DICE's 'Mirror's Edge' sequel just ain't that great]]>
By: Alex De Vore
There are nearly a dozen K-Sec guards hot on my tail as I leap from the roof of the towering skyscraper, zip along a fortunately placed cable and land neatly on an outcropped catwalk.]]>
<![CDATA[Game of Thrones for Noobs XVIII - Season VI, Episode VIII: No One]]>
By: Alex De Vore
So last week, that one guy with the face burns was minding his own business and innocently building a tower for that dude from Deadwood, and then everybody got killed. ]]>
<![CDATA[Game of Thrones for Noobs XVII - Season VI, Episode VII: The Broken Man]]>
By: Alex De Vore
Last week settled into yet another fully boring episode within a sea of fully boring episodes. ]]>
<![CDATA[Game of Thrones for Noobs XVI - Season VI, Episode VI: Blood of My Blood]]>
By: Alex De Vore
Oh man, so everyone freaked out because Hodor could only say, “Hodor,” because Oat-Bran’s journey through time caused young Hodor to stroke the eff out.]]>
<![CDATA[Game of Thrones for Noobs XV - Season VI Episode V: The Door]]>
By: Alex De Vore
The Story Thus Far (Heavy Spoilers) Last week’s episode sucked worse than the rest of the episodes of this season, and that’s saying something.]]>
<![CDATA[SFR Cruises Downtown for Lowrider Day (Video) - ]]>
By: Alex De Vore
Did you make it down to the Plaza for Lowrider Day on Sunday, May 22? ]]>
<![CDATA[Game On: 'Uncharted 4: A Thief's End' - A thoughtful and satisfying conclusion to the world of Nathan Drake and Crew]]>
By: Alex De Vore
This is the last adventure for Nathan Drake and crew. ]]>
<![CDATA[Game of Thrones for Noobs XIV: Book of the Stranger - Are we ever going to be not bored by this season?]]>
By: Alex De Vore
The Story Thus Far (heavy spoilers!)Last week everyone just dicked around while we waited for Jon Snow to come back to life, which he did but it still sucked. ]]>
<![CDATA[Game of Thrones for Noobs XIII - Season VI, Episode III: Oathbreaker]]>
By: Alex De Vore
Game of Thrones finally starting catching up with all the characters’ perilous situations at the end of last season. It’s actually pretty nuts. Oops, I'm sorry—I meant boring.]]>
<![CDATA[Game of Thrones for Noobs XII - Season VI, Episode II: Home]]>
By: Alex De Vore
The Story Thus Far (heavy spoilers!) In last week’s episode, we learned that everyone either needed to die or had already died last season. Even worse, we came super-close to having an entire Game of Thrones without boobs.]]>
<![CDATA[Game of Thrones for Noobs XI - Season VI Episode 1: The Red Woman]]>
By: Alex De Vore
Game of Thrones for Noobs XI Season VI Episode I: The Red Woman   The Story Thus Far Aaaaaaaand we’re back! That’s right, nerds—it’s Game of Thrones for Noobs!]]>
<![CDATA[Game of Thrones for Noobs X - Season 5 Finale: "Mother's Mercy"]]>
By: Alex De Vore
We finally find Khaleesi, who speaks English to her dragon while he just lies around all lazy on a pile of sun-bleached bones. He’s not about to let her ride him again and cannot convey the importance of naptime strongly enough.]]>
<![CDATA[Game of Thrones for Noobs IX - Season 5, Episode 9: ]]>
By: Alex De Vore

For some reason, they drink, but the sister-in-law pours one out for her dead homies in a dazzling display of fuck-Lannisters-ness. 

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<![CDATA[Game of Thrones for Noobs VIII - Season 5, Episode 8: "Hardhome"]]>
By: Alex De Vore
The moral is that people who wind up hanging out with dragons should be his friend. “You cannot build a better world alone,” he tells her. And she’s like, “I’ve got dragons, motherfucker!”]]>
<![CDATA[Game of Thrones for Noobs VII - Season 5, Episode 7: "The Gift"]]>
By: Alex De Vore

Back at the Wall, the showrunners continue to set back feminism a hundred years by hinting at what might be another rape, but the pudgy guy appears to save this poor girl who is being attacked by two losers.

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<![CDATA[Game of Thrones for Noobs VI - Season 5, Episode 6: "Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken" ]]>
By: Alex De Vore
Finally we’re given an idea as to what Arya Stark has been up to inside the House of Black and White—more corpse washin’.  ]]>
<![CDATA[Game of Thrones for Noobs V - Season 5, Episode 5: "Kill the Boy"]]>
By: Alex De Vore
Is this dude’s mom named Walda? Like, as in the female version of Waldo? ]]>