Who says networking has to be a chore? ‚ÄúLinktINder: An Anti-Social Networking Event‚ÄĚ takes this idea on full force and is likely to be the most ‚Äúexclusive‚ÄĚ networking event of the season. Organizer Charlie Parker puts it best: ‚ÄúAdvance your career by meeting young professionals and local artists, and then hooking up with them,‚ÄĚ he says.
‚ÄúThis is undoubtedly your chance to flaunt your professional worth while simultaneously looking for empty, loveless intimate contact with perfect strangers, and the musical stylings of CP 2 will provide the perfect backdrop to talk about the bonds market and your interest in bondage,‚ÄĚ Parker continues.
‚ÄúWhy? Because your career can coexist with reckless debauchery.‚ÄĚ It‚Äôs an office party without facing your pesky co-workers. Ideal, no?
Where: The Matador
116 W San Francisco St.