Who says networking has to be a chore? â€śLinktINder: An Anti-Social Networking Eventâ€ť takes this idea on full force and is likely to be the most â€śexclusiveâ€ť networking event of the season. Organizer Charlie Parker puts it best: â€śAdvance your career by meeting young professionals and local artists, and then hooking up with them,â€ť he says.
â€śThis is undoubtedly your chance to flaunt your professional worth while simultaneously looking for empty, loveless intimate contact with perfect strangers, and the musical stylings of CP 2 will provide the perfect backdrop to talk about the bonds market and your interest in bondage,â€ť Parker continues.
â€śWhy? Because your career can coexist with reckless debauchery.â€ť Itâ€™s an office party without facing your pesky co-workers. Ideal, no?
Where: The Matador
116 W San Francisco St.