Oct. 7, 2015
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Santa Fe Fable

Blowing on an adobe abode….

Blue Corn Once upon a time, there were three little pigs who moved to Santa Fe. They bought a foreclosed lot on Tano Road and decided to build three houses there.

Wednesday, May 6, 2015 Robert Basler

Send in the Clowns

Don’t bother, they’re here…

Blue Corn This was my year to watch New Mexico’s legislative process in action. I drive past the Capitol all the time, and I always wondered what goes on in there.

Wednesday, April 22, 2015 Robert Basler

Naked Chicks in Chairs

Artist’s home is for the birds…

Blue Corn Today, I’m going to tell you about a guy I consider something of a local treasure, the best-known Santa Fe character you’ve probably never heard of.

Wednesday, April 8, 2015 Robert Basler

Dateline Havana

The Importance of Being Ernest

Blue Corn I was so excited when I got the call. Who wouldn’t be? My editor at SFR wanted me to open the newspaper’s first foreign bureau.

Wednesday, March 25, 2015 Robert Basler

Easy Pickings

Hello, I’ll be your victim for this evening…

Blue Corn I’ve written several columns about the wacky crimes in Santa Fe, and I have pointed out that sometimes the victims themselves seem, let me put this delicately, about as smart as an adobe brick.

Wednesday, February 25, 2015 Robert Basler

Smart Sex

Wake up with brains! It’s natural!

Love & Sex Pssssssst! Bob? Pssssssst! Yes, I’m here. Why are you whispering and acting all furtive? Shhhhhhhhhh! Because I need some advice on Santa Fe sex.

Wednesday, February 11, 2015 Robert Basler

Come for the Hubcaps!

Six meals a day in Santa Fe?

Blue Corn There’s sort of a miniature local controversy going on lately, and as much as I usually enjoy shooting off my mouth and taking sides, I really don’t have much sympathy for any of the factions here.

Tuesday, January 27, 2015 Robert Basler

Gimme Shelter!

Reigning cats and dogs?

Blue Corn I’m sorry, but my first column of 2015 won’t be quite as lighthearted as usual, although I do promise some pretty funny stuff near the end if you are patient.

Tuesday, January 13, 2015 Robert Basler

Instant Holiday Classic

Holiday gifts, creepier by the dozen

Blue Corn Merry Christmas, Bob! Are you having a nice holiday? What did your wife give you?

Tuesday, December 23, 2014 Robert Basler

As Gouda Place as Any

The Santa Fe Answer Dude….

Blue Corn Excuse me, Bob, do you have a minute? Of course, total stranger who speaks in bold text. What can I do for you?

Tuesday, December 9, 2014 Robert Basler
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