First a message: You’ve been slacking lately with Eyedropper submissions (send them to copyeditor, subject “eyedropper”). So much so have you been slacking that the Eyedropper is forced to use this image of a man at Catamount’s wing night wearing a “Go Topless Santa Fe” shirt. SHIRT!

Worse, the Eyedropper got caught by Go Topless, as she pretended, um, to take a picture of anything else. Fortunately, the Eyedropper was not accosted (would he have taken off his shirt to do so?), but it was close. Anyway, get out there (top on is less conspicuous) and snap some more photos of visual trespass. Also, we at SFR are debating the origin of this ironic T-shirt. Is Cheeks or the Ralian movement responsible? Or maybe, Go Topless just put on the shirt to be allowed inside the restaurant.