"Washington is just Hollywood for ugly people"
Woman: "I didn't think you'd be working today..."
FeEx employee: "Uh yeeaah, we are not actually part of the Federal Government."
-Overheard at Whole Foods
Younger woman: "Sir, you just dropped that paper on the ground."
Older man: "No, I'm throwing it away."
-Overheard at Albertsons parking lot