:quality(70)/arc-anglerfish-arc2-prod-sfr.s3.amazonaws.com/public/BIJGCQU6YJDBXOSC3GMY6NL4UE)
A woman to her boyfriend: "Do you want spinach salad or tossed?"
Boyfriend: "My asshole is waxed now, so you can toss my salad."
—Overheard at a dinner party
"So I was like, 'Dude, I don't want to have to kill you, but you won't get out, and I can't have you crawling all over me all night.'"
—Overheard at Ghost Ranch
Santa Fe Reporter
Mail letters to PO Box 4910 Santa Fe, NM 87502 or email them to editor[at]sfreporter.com. Letters (no more than 200 words) should refer to specific articles in the Reporter. Letters will be edited for space and clarity.
We also welcome you to follow SFR on social media (on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter) and comment there. You can also email specific staff members from our contact page.