1Santa Fe ranked 5th snobbiest city.
Please take your non-”rescue” dogs and plastic bags elsewhere.
2Nightgowned speed-SUV shooter pleads guilty.
To wearing antiquated sleepwear in public.
3City to livestream Bandstand performances.
Anti-wifi activists’ brains expected to explode.
4Nontoxic powder sent to Gov. Susana Martinez’ office.
Leaked emails reveal receipts for travel-size container of Gold Bond.
5Abq cops shoot and kill man armed with two butcher knives.
Which is precisely the problem with bringing a gun to a knife fight.
6Milwaukee unveils thousands of pages of records documenting sexual abuse by Catholic priests.
In Santa Fe, bikinis and margaritas still chief concerns.
7After year-long delay, Gov’s office releases details about First Gentleman’s alligator-hunting trip.
Apparently only “security” concern had to do with untimely death by stingray.