7 Days

1

Gov. Susana Martinez ranked 43rd out of 45 governors for job creation.

But at least she wants to keep immigrants from getting to their jobs.

2

Abq Journal runs big exposé on SFR's virgin-in-bikini controversy, fails to interview any actual people.

That’s what we call “journalism.”

3

Pasatiempo movie review headline: "Deliver us from banality."

Self-referential joke intended?

4

In court, Legal Tender dispute reduced to zodiac signs.

Thank Gaia the judge isn’t a Gemini.

5

Fireworks banned pretty much everywhere.

In a stunningly literal attempt at rain (on a parade).

6

Local reservoirs running dry.

Parched residents encouraged to suck on smooth pebbles.

7

Santa Fe hits 102, highest temperature on record.

Abandon hope, all ye who enter here.

Santa Fe Reporter