There once was an angel named Molly
Who never gave into mere folly
She studied her books
And loved to cook
And was often heard saying “Oh Golly!”
Love, Mom, Trevor, Pamela and Tucker-the-dog
(poem by Pamela, age 8)
We are so greatful that you did such an awesome job in such an amazing learning environment with such talented teachers and peers. Everyone really gave 110% every second of every day. So awesome! Everyone should thank every teacher, coach, staff, and student every day for all the effort and hard work. Takes a village, right? An awesome village.
Mom, Dad, Kitty, and Sven
Ain’t no big thang. Like they say, “High school is like prison: high fences, bad food and…” something about sex. Can’t remember. Anyways.
Big Allie Cat
I’m so excited for us to move to Boston together! You must be so stoked to go to BU. I’m not sure what I’ll do but our Stepmom assures me it won’t be hard for me to find work after I get my GED. She says there are tons of really good opportunities there and I may even get to work with animals! I’m sad about them selling the house but Dad and she’ll have fun living in St Thomas. I am so proud of you. Go Beantown!
Dear Class of 2013,
I’ve been waiting four years to say this: you’re all a bunch of dickhead cave people. I don’t even know where to start. First of all, it’s pronounced “supposedly”not “supposably” and there is a town in Ohio named Rome. I should know; I lived there. You will need to write in the “real world” and any of you still wanting to be a Kardashian has an undeveloped frontal lobe. What else? Putting $2000.00 on your uncle’s credit card for a Holiday Inn prom that included a leopard skin limo with a hot tub in the back is not only idiotic but criminal as well, especially when it’s plastered with puke by the end of the night. Yup, just put it in print. Girls who read books are actually going to get something better than working at a carpet cleaners and boys who don’t fight or play Edward Fortyhands will most likely avoid ending up in county for public urination. Devoting your life to a losing football team is just sad; so is getting a cheap tattoo of our mascot when you have no idea what a griffin is. AFV is not that funny, and Stan has cerebral palsy; he is not retarded. Her name is Louise, not Louis and wanting to be an engineer has nothing to do with trains. Most of you should do yourself a favor and read a newspaper once in a while. Learn how to use a dictionary. Your phone is not “your whole life” or at least you should feel shallow by admitting it out loud.
God, I hate you creatures.
Myra (not Myrna)
Finally! Took you long enough.
Let’s go get cheesecake blizzards,Dad