1State House passes law decriminalizing marijuana possession—on National Napping Day.
Coincidence? We think not.
2State rep. says people who smoke marijuana watch PBS, laugh, eat Cheetos and go to bed.
Other things that are funny when you’re high: Anderson Cooper, The Economist, crossword puzzles.
3NM Supreme Court hears case about whether Christian company can refuse to photograph gay wedding.
Court may also consider whether gay people should have to drink from separate water fountains.
4Santa Fe to hold third gun buyback event.
Procrastinating AK-47 owners rejoice!
5Most popular drink in the US: water.
Most popular drink in Santa Fe: whipped-cream vodka.
6Gov. Susana Martinez vetoes whistleblower protection bill.
Perhaps confusing it with the Horny Coach Bill.
7Drunk driver sues drinking buddy, Applebee’s and Blue Corn Café.
He also plans to sue God, the estate of Captain Morgan and Jimmy Buffett for “It’s Five O’Clock Somewhere.”