1House approves maternity leave for high-school students.
Sex ed still considered too racy.
2Santa Fe singles considered nation’s third most optimistic.
About staying single indefinitely.
3New Mex to impose paywall for digital articles.
How much would you pay for editorials about dog poop? (Last joke about this, we swear.)
4Santa Fe school board calls meeting about board member’s alleged bad behavior.
Agenda item #1: Witch-Hunting, and Related Concerns.
5Board plans to discuss alleged misbehavior in secret.
Did they miss the kindergarten memo? Secrets are no fun. (For the rest of us.)
6Lame-duck school board also votes to extend superintendent’s contract for another two years.
Since that worked so well with the last superintendent…
7NY Times declares Gov. Susana Martinez “ideal ambassador” for Republicans.
Just keep her away from Mexico.