“Did you hear me take a breath? I have a breathing problem.”
—Overheard at Collected Works Bookstore

“You can be a gangster or you can be my husband, but you can’t be both.”
—Overheard at Annapurna’s World Vegetarian Café

“Jaywalking? They cane you for that in Singapore.”
—Overheard on Nusbaum Street

“We should come here more often. This is a cool place.”
—Overheard at Hastings

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