Local Christmas shop faces repeated theft of “novelty lights.”
Just can’t shake that holiday spirit.

New Mex Sunday editorial urges Santa Fe to be “Poop-free in 2013!”
Settling all doubt about the decline of daily newspapers.

Title of said editorial: “Poop detectives keep it clean.”
For real.

Feds propose nationwide free wi-fi.
And a chicken in every pot.

Gov. Susana Martinez heads search for Hispanic, female political candidates.
Who let conservative white men run the show.

Police: woman’s ex-boyfriend reportedly bit her big toe during domestic dispute.
The Biting of the Big Toe: not actually a Kama Sutra position.