“I’m kind of interested in donkey punching.”
—Overheard on Marcy Street

“Anybody got a Q-tip?”
—Overheard at Santa Fe Depot

Q: “What is the difference between the 16- and 20-ounce latte?” A: “Um, four ounces.”
—Overheard at Dulce

“No, that’s not Jeff Bridges. That’s my repair man at my apartment complex.”
—Overheard at Collected Works Bookstore