“I had my girdle, and that just held in a multitude of cookies.”
—Overheard at Community Thrift

“I love being sick ‘cause I get really skinny and my abs get a workout from coughing.”
—Overheard at Super Walmart

“He’s more idiot than savant.”
—Overheard at Piccolino

“I’m into the sausage.”
—Overheard on Nusbaum Street

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