“I don’t think anyone here is from this planet. I think we’re all aliens.”
—Overheard at Sprouts Farmers Market

“I don’t know why there’s all this snow lying around. You see what they do in New Jersey, New York? Fuck! Just do that!”
—Overheard on Nusbaum Street

“...and pogonophobia, that’s fear of beards.”
—Overheard at Starbucks

“I’m fixing to be cat lady, too.”
—Overheard at Community Thrift

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