Remember that frantic couple in our Dec. 12 End of Days issue? Clearly they must be running away from impending Armageddon, right? Perhaps a nuclear meltdown or the second coming of Quetzalcoatl?

Wrong. As revealed in this week's issue they were getting the hell outta the way from the...wait for it...

Attack of the 50 Foot Susana!

Oh, the humanity!

Yes, it's been a whirlwind year for our favorite Republican—from her purported hairstylist quitting over her stance on gay marriage to her star-turning role in the RNC, saving babies outside convenience stores and yes, her amazing shopping spree (not just for pantsuits!).

So here at SFR we pay tribute to her the only way we know how. Here's to another stellar year, Gov. Martínez!

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