“Man, I’d love to look at your poop under a microscope.”
—one man to another at The Shed during Sunday brunch

“Well, the heart is worth fighting for.”
“It’s more tender than tenderloin.”
—Two guys talking near the Plaza about the choice bits from a deer

“I was going to order the chile relleno, however, I didn’t want to be rude for you a little later on, if you know what I mean [waves her hand in the air]”
—Woman to her male date after ordering at the Tune-Up Café.

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