Local Chihuahua to get bionic paw.
1Santa Feans ranked 12th most attractive city residents in the nation.
Except when Tom Ford’s out of town.
2 Same report finds Santa Feans more interested in relaxing than finding love.
Finally, an explanation for the 9 pm self-imposed curfew.
3 Two school board seats open up in Santa Fe.
If you’re more interested in relaxing than finding love.
4 Questa school board meeting called “dog and pony show.”
Seriously, have they been to a school board meeting? It’s never that exciting (see above)!
5 Ski Santa Fe to open this weekend.
Ten minutes of beginner runs: $50. Pretending you don’t live in the desert: priceless.
6 LANL contractor to pay $10 million fine for faulty security system.
But—trust them—everything’s under control now.
7 Local Chihuahua to get bionic paw.
Spawning three-part series of terrible Disney movies starring George Lopez.