“Do you have a hi-resolution virgin—I mean, version?”
—Overheard on Nusbaum Street

“We all have our black side. I’m honest enough to admit that.”
—Overheard on Jay Street

“Men are like puppies; they’re cute when they’re babies, but then they grow up.”
—Overheard at Big Lots

“Why is everyone yelling ‘hair ball, hair ball’?”
—Overheard at the Pit Arena

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