“Can’t wear that bra on a date, because later he’ll wonder what happened.”
—Overheard at Ross

“You want me to be in the room the first time you guys are together?”
—Overheard at the Santa Fe Renaissance Fair

“I wish I could be a swinger, but I have too many body issues.”
—Overheard at the Palace Restaurant and Saloon


“Nobody can handle a full-size Tiffany.”
—Overheard at the Cowgirl

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