On horses, bayonets, and grandma's cocaine.

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1 Presidential candidates fondly recall the days of “horses and bayonets.”
In a last-ditch effort to win the gray vote.

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2 Romney calls claim that he’d liquidate the auto industry “the height of silliness.”
The height? Clearly, he’s never seen Joe Biden speak.

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3 John Kerry stumps for Martin Heinrich.
Awkwardly.

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4 Gov. Susana Martinez and Kid Rock to stump for Romney in Colorado.
And next in the Strange Bedfellows category...

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5 Marco Rubio stumps for Heather Wilson.
Since no one else will.

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6 Two-year-old ingests cocaine while staying at grandparents’ house.
Which is not what people mean when they say it’s OK to spoil your grandchildren.

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7 Underage drinking declines in Santa Fe County.
Now that it’s so easy to get cocaine...