“Come on, ladies and gentlemen, let’s not waste ham.”
—Overheard on Marcy Street

“I think I’ve seen enough galleries in this town to last me forever.”
—Overheard on Canyon Road

“Albuquerque is like Santa Fe, except there are about a million Cerrillos Roads.”
—Overheard on Cerrillos Road

“I’m so horny, soon I’ll start fucking walls. Come over to my place in a week—it’ll look like it’s made out of Swiss cheese.”
—Overheard at the Matador

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