On NM Secretary of Health resignation, plastic bag ban, and Eldorado's chicken army

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1 City considers banning plastic bags.
They’re just so trashy.

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2 Texans reportedly losing Texas accents.
Now that they all live in New Mexico.

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3 New Mex on Eldorado: “An unknown number of households raise chickens under a sort of don’t-ask, don’t-tell philosophy.”
As part of their training for the army’s new poultry unit.

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4 NM Secretary of Health resigns “for personal reasons.”
Disgruntled employees celebrate for same reasons.

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5 Biker sues city after his bike wheel gets caught in Rail Runner tracks.
Dude, maybe you just suck at riding a bike.

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6 NM Museum of History to close public restrooms.
But there’s so much history there!

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7 Railyard parking garage to offer discounted monthly price.
So you can spend less to avoid it like the plague.