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A heads-up: We goofed on the date of OmegaMart's (big shiny new supermarket) grand opening wrong. It's not today, but rather this Saturday, July 7, from 11 am until 8 pm. Go check it out!
Here's the updated SFR Pick:
OmegaMart, the super-famous Midwest grocery chain, is finally conquering Santa Fe. Known for selling cheap, mid-grade products such as Omega Oats and the highly controversial Whale Song deodorant, OmegaMart aims to attract customers who are “no longer comfortable spending their whole paycheck at other stores.” Locals have already expressed both excitement and outrage over the new store, so the highly anticipated Santa Fe location opening (its first in the “pesky” Southwest) is sure to create something of a mob scene. Oh, one last thing: this event may or may not be an art exhibition of multimedia stuff of some sort. Bring your coupons just in case.