On racist tourism, Kutcher in orbit, and Satan Romney toast.
1 US Rep. Ben Ray Luján's opponent claims he's a socialist.
Ah, McCarthyism - it's been so long!
2 More Saturday Rail Runner trains planned for summer.
But don't worry; they'll be as slow as ever.
3 Ashton Kutcher becomes 500th person to reserve space flight.
We hope he stays in orbit.
4 Environmental Improvement Board scraps emissions limits.
"Improvement" is just a euphemism.
5 Shipping fee for eBay offering of burnt toast picturing Mitt Romney shaking hands with Satan: $88.40.
Fee Satan paid to shake hands with Mitt: "not much."
6 NM tourism ad calls for white and "light-skinned" Hispanic actors.
So much for distinguishing ourselves from Arizona.
7 Santa Fe woman kicked off airplane for breast-feeding settles with Delta for undisclosed amount.
What's mammary freedom compared to cold, hard cash?